What To Do after Stripping

By January 25, 2011Interesting stuff

In this stupendous day and age, experts with wisdom beyond their years have kindly given us warnings in case of future stupidity. Thanks to some kind friends, I can now reveal a few of these thoughtful warnings.

On one of those pads for those disposable toilet brushes: Do not use for personal hygiene. ~ Allison E.

On a toy flyer: Please throw or give the plastic bag away after stripping. ~ Stephanie R.

If you tip the travel mug sideways, it may leak. ~ Ruth J. L.

On a shredder: Please keep children out of this shredder. Please keep hands out of the blade. ~ Tim P.

The sun shade for my windshield says, “Remove from windshield before driving.” ~ Brenda R.

I bought a Japanese-made Mazda GLC in 1977, and the owner’s manual, discussing the windshield wipers, said “Do not operate wipers on dry grass.” ~ Richard L.

On a hair straightener I bought once, the instruction manual warned me “Do not use while sleeping.” ~ Iris S.

My cell phone manual said “avoid contact with floor” and “do not microwave.” ~ Lacy P. A.

On headphones packaging: Wear properly: L is left, R is right. ~ Drazen D.

Who knew? 😛

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