In this stupendous day and age, experts with wisdom beyond their years have kindly given us warnings in case of future stupidity. Thanks to some kind friends, I can now reveal a few of these thoughtful warnings.
On one of those pads for those disposable toilet brushes: Do not use for personal hygiene. ~ Allison E.
On a toy flyer: Please throw or give the plastic bag away after stripping. ~ Stephanie R.
If you tip the travel mug sideways, it may leak. ~ Ruth J. L.
On a shredder: Please keep children out of this shredder. Please keep hands out of the blade. ~ Tim P.
The sun shade for my windshield says, “Remove from windshield before driving.” ~ Brenda R.
I bought a Japanese-made Mazda GLC in 1977, and the owner’s manual, discussing the windshield wipers, said “Do not operate wipers on dry grass.” ~ Richard L.
On a hair straightener I bought once, the instruction manual warned me “Do not use while sleeping.” ~ Iris S.
My cell phone manual said “avoid contact with floor” and “do not microwave.” ~ Lacy P. A.
On headphones packaging: Wear properly: L is left, R is right. ~ Drazen D.
Who knew? 😛